Roy Metallaxi

ABOUT

My name is Roy Metallaxi PhD. I’m this towns only medical professional i.e don’t be a c*t, your life and many other things, is in my hands.

I live above Carbon Weir Clinic. I also clean, operate and stock the clinic on my own.

My tinctures, Metallaxi’s Magic Juice is made in-house using ALL-NATURAL, VEGAN, ORGANIC** ingredients and is guaranteed to treat chronic depression, pain, and lack of appetite.

ᵀʰᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗˢ ˢᵒˡᵈ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ ᶠᴰᴬ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵉᵈᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴮʸ ᵖᵘʳᶜʰᵃˢᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦⁿᵍᵉˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒʷⁿ ʳᶦˢᵏ. ᶜᵒᵃˡᴳᵃᵗᵉ, ᶜᵃʳᵇᵒⁿ ᵂᵉᶦʳ ᶜˡᶦⁿᶦᶜ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᴿᵒʸ ᴹᵉᵗᵃˡˡᵃˣᶦ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵗᶦᵉˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ⁿᵉᵍᵃᵗᶦᵛᵉ ˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵉᶠᶠᵉᶜᵗˢ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳᶦᵉⁿᶜᵉᵈ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗ. ᴬˡˡ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ ᶠᵃˡˡˢ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃʸᵒʳ.

“It doesn’t mix well with my special BBQ sauce, but it sure increased my gains! I can bench 200 now!” – Mayor Davenport

NOTE: MY CLINIC IS NOT A POKECENTER, I CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE YOUR POKEMON’S MOUTH FROM IT’S ANUS.

Clinic Hours: Monday-Sunday 24 Hour Special Clinic Hours: 4:00-5:00 a.m.

Not Open During Holidays: April 20th

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